nothing in this world will ever be as soul crushingly painful as millionaire pop star niall horan out on a day of fun and filming stopping and taking a picture for an older couple on their vacation. checking it after, making sure it’s up to snuff. it’s fine. i’m fine. we’re all fine.
#oh my god this old couple probably has no idea#they were probs just like ‘ask that nice boy to take our picture tom’#’no not that one with the tattoos helen he’ll take the ipad mini ask the nice blonde one’
sudden flashbacks to when i had short, cropped hair and put on an iron man mask and trolled on omegle pretending to be louis tomlinson and the girls would start freaking out and i’d pretend to be calling harry over and they’d be hyperventilating and then just as “harry came over” i’d cut the connection.